I’M BACK!

Wooo! How best to celebrate the return from pleasant, green-fielded Iowa to the crowdedest, loudest city ever? How about with some action courtesy of the Michael Bayifier? Now all your precious moments can get taken to the next, shiny level!


Here’s a verdant Iowa cornfield. Green, bountiful, but lacking in action-packed nonsense.

Here it is AFTER! YEAAAAAHH! BLAMMO!

I’ve also taken the ‘liberty’ (oh, pun INTENDED), of spicing up an exciting moment of New Jersey history:

BLAM! KAPOW! OBJECTIFY! EXPLODY! KABOOOOOM!

Ah, it’s good to be back.

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