Free Pattern Friday: The Mysteries Of Curling.

Bienvenue, fellow crafters! As snow becomes the dominant conversation topic up and down the East Coast, it seems only appropriate to acknowledge our neighbors to the north, Colder USA, aka Canada. It’s a land I imagine in perpetual winter, in no small part due to the national fixation on ice-related sports.

Canadian favorite hockey, with its brutal fisticuffs and rapid-fire action, translates very well to American audiences. Second-beloved curling, on the other hand, gets at best mocking derision and far more commonly a confused ‘Curling? What’s that?’ Oh, you know, the sport where somebody hurls a rock and a bunch of people scrub little brooms in front of it, usually followed by a puzzled and/or angry look, and a rapid move to somewhere else in the vicinity.

Even I assumed curling was invented in the early 80s some dark evening after one too many beers, possibly some bong hits. Certainly the inspiration must have sprung from the depths of cabin fever. I mean, look at it:

But no! Curling has a long and storied history that begins, of all places, in Scotland. The very name of this week’s pattern, Bonspiel, means ‘curling tournament’ in old Scottish, and the earliest references to the game are from the 15th century.

(still looks pretty silly.)

History’s all well and good, but why watch curling? I’ll be lazy and let some curlers tell you:

Wow! Informative! However, the descriptions of the sport culled from Wikipedia’s page on curling also serve as a bullet point list of why the sport will never really catch on in America:

“More so than in many team sports, good sportsmanship is an integral part of curling. Even at the highest levels of play, players are expected to “call their own fouls”, so to speak, such as alerting the opposing skip if they “burned” a stone. It is also traditional for the winning team to buy the losing team a drink after the game. This is often referred to as the Spirit of Curling.”

“It is not uncommon at any level for a losing team to terminate the match before all ends are completed if it believes it no longer has a realistic chance of winning…When a team feels it is impossible or near impossible to win a game, they will usually shake hands with the opposing team to concede defeat.”

“Curling is a game of strategy, tactics and skill.”

It’s not just America though; curling doesn’t seem to have caught on much of anywhere:

“The 2002 Canadian film Men With Brooms…centres on the sport of curling, telling the story of a curling team from a small Canadian town…The film grossed over $4.2 million, all of it in Canada, making it the top-grossing Canadian English film subsidized by Telefilm Canada between 1997 and 2002.”

Those ain’t exactly numbers to brag about.

Still, curling seems a fun way to enjoy the brisk winter weather, so here’s a cozy cardigan to keep you warm while playing. Interestingly enough, white = official curling cardigan, any other color = regular boring cardigan with no real curling value.

Even the Beatles curled! Sort of!

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  1. This summer on an evening in St. Paul, MN I observed a curling club across from the bar where we were having dinner. I mentioned I would love to learn more about the club and my my dining partner responded, “It’s very exclusive. Elite, even.” She was not joking. I was… impressed? Surprised? Confused? Is there one word for all of that?

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    1. Consupressed?

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    2. Well, in 2008 curling hit big in Brazil :D
      http://www.thecurlingnews.com/blog/tag/brazil/

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    3. Brutal fisticuffs in hockey? Not so much now with the instigator rule. It’s been awhile since there have been true heavyweight fighters in the NHL. And you don’t see this anymore (the 1979 Bruins jumping into the stands to fight fans, including Mike Milbury beating a fan with his own shoe): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8K7roZu3WU. At about 0:30 you can see Milbury pulling the fan’s shoe off.

      As for curling, I’ve tried watching it, but I can never get through more than a couple minutes without some sort of alcohol.

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      1. Fascinating! Really, I haven’t followed hockey so this is all news to me. Congratulations to the only sport two whom the ‘Wayne’s World II’ quote can apply: “I had to to beat them to death with their own shoes…”

        Yeaaaah….I’m sure curling is loads of fun to play but like so much stoner humor, it seems to require inebriation to ‘appreciate’.

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      2. Yeah, the days of the hired goons are long gone. Sometimes something memorable happens, like Tie Domi fighting a fan that fell into the penalty box, but the game focuses primarily on skill rather than brawn these days. A lot of the memorable fights, transgressions, etc. happened many years ago. Like a coach calling a ref a fat pig and yelling at him to “have another donut”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOmo8a4hrE&feature=related.

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      3. Oh, we get about sis hours of summer too… During which we are confused by people showing up to the airport in toques and jackets.

        It’s wrong how excited I am about this sweater. I just have to figure out who I like enough to make a sweater for that entirely hinges on how ridiculous curling is.

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      4. And by sis I mean six.

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