Arcane Triangulations

Some time ago on the internet I came across a gigantic triangle necklace retailing for the ungodly sum of $300 dollars. It was just a giant metal triangle dangling from some non-magical cord, and it didn’t even light up or have embedded fancy stones. Like David Bowie before me I took one look and thought, “I can do better than that”.

One outing to Metalliferous and 20 minutes later, I DID. The level of skill involved was about the same as kindergarten-style stringing beads on a shoelace, and most of the 20 minutes was waiting for the glue to dry. Wearing the necklace around my neighborhood I get at least one ‘YO, ILLUMINATI!’ per outing (usually followed by a flash of the Hova sign), and it seems selfish to hoard such joys. So forthwith are instructions to make your own sigil of secret initiation (mystical handshake instructions not included).

You Will Need:

-1 stick of 1/8″ square brass tubing
(found at most art supply stores, some hardware stores, and definitely any place with an architecture/model building section. If you want to use a thicker cord, use wider tubing- it comes in all sizes)

- 9 feet of 1/16″ thick cording
(I used three strands held together of some elastic cording I had about for this necklace; you can use leather, cotton, embroidery floss, whatever you’d like. If you want to use a single thicker strand, you only need 3-4 ft. at most)

-A metal tube deely
(Home Depot’s plumbing aisle is a goldmine of random metal bits to use for jewelry. I’m fond of brass barb connectors in all sizes, but anything termed ‘brass nipples’ (hee, tee hee hee hee) will work as well. I specifically used the 1 1/2″ guy from this pack, again, because I had it about already. Any metal tube about 1/4″ in internal diameter that won’t stab your neck will work just fine. Heck, pick up some extra brass tubing and use that)

-E6000 glue

-Heavy Duty sandpaper
(60-80 grit should do the trick, preferably a type intended for ‘metal deburring’. A dremel with a deburring attachment will also work)

-a coping saw, hacksaw or jewelry saw
(A dremel with a metal-cutting attachment will do too. If you’re using the coping or hacksaw, you can pick up metal-cutting blades at most hardware stores, though the regular blades will also do the trick)

Great! So you’ve got your supplies together and are ready to begin your ascension to higher planes of wisdom and flair. I’ve drawn the steps below; click any for larger images.












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