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Man, I was going to write a delightful essay linking together these racist and silly cartoon ads of the past, but time is short and sleep so sweet. On with the political incorrectness!

Just because America broke off from people that loved sticking whole animals in aspic doesn’t make Jell-O the apex of culture. If I recall the Chinese used spoons with flat bottoms so stuff wouldn’t spill while Europeans were still dunking witches.

This is exactly like the imagined joy of owning an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle but REAL.

Tee hee hee hee.

Remember when America saw Mexicans as comical bumbling lazy thieves instead of a swarm of brown locusts stealing all our best jobs (and probably women too)? Ah, for the golden days of a gentler racism.

Funny enough, Frito switched to the Frito Bandito from a wholesome all-American scamp called ‘The Frito Kid’. You can learn all about him here, and here, or you can experience interacting with him firsthand over at Angry Jim’s site. The audio comes from an old Disney setup where you popped a coin in and animatronic Frito Kid would call down delicious, salty Fritos from a guy in a mountain mine. Snacktacular!

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Once again Film Forum outdoes itself with a wonderful program of dual-projection 3-D movies sans anaglyphic viewers. For the layman, that means gorgeous prints without the red/blue glasses. I caught ‘The Mad Magician’, featuring, as was required of B-grade horror-schlock from that time, Mr. Vincent Price.

If you only saw him in later years, it’s easy to forget Vincent Price had the build of a quarterback and height of a basketball player. In this film, described as a ‘low-rent ‘House of Wax’, he plays a magic show prop-builder for a cruel boss who stole and married his now-ex-wife. Denied a chance to shine on stage, he snaps, and subsequently kills again and again to hide his crimes. There’s plenty of ‘comin’ at ya!’ 3-D effects, including water squirted out at the audience and a fight where objects are thrown more than punches, usually directly at the camera.

For sheer 3-D exploitation though, nothing topped the Three Stooges short preceding the movie, ‘Spooks’. Foot-long needles, squirting water, flamethrowers, knives, axes, pies, all were shot out at the audience, with a healthy helping of angry gorilla and physical abuse thrown in. Admittedly, it’s not the Stooges at their best (Shemp’s looking a little rougher for the wear), but the charm of an added dimension makes it work.

It’s hard to state without being able to show how amazing Film Forum’s 3-D setup is. The theater’s size and distance make for a perfect experience of the intended depth of field, and the lack of color filters emphasizes the space you’re seeing on screen, without modern movies’ loss of brightness and clarity (not to mention Film Forum doesn’t have modern vinyl screens, which also dilute image quality. Hey, if it’s good enough for Martin Scorsese it’s good enough for you).


This fellow greeted me on the way in and out, and reminded that right after the 3-D Classic screenings end, the William Castle screenings BEGIN! Percepto! Emergo! The Coward’s Corner! ALL WILL BE PRESENTED AT FILM FORUM! That’s right, they’re even wiring up the seats for ‘The Tingler’ so you too can ‘Scream! Scream for your lives!’

En route home this was all over the subway:

This ‘Jim Joe’ is quite the upstart. The tag started appearing in Bed Stuy and the Lower East Side here and there, on a dumpster and the occasional wall. In less than a month they were all over Brooklyn and lower Manhattan, and now something this scale!

Lest you think all graffiti is dudes writing names on stuff, here is a tagged Fibonacci sequence. Yep.

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Wooo! How best to celebrate the return from pleasant, green-fielded Iowa to the crowdedest, loudest city ever? How about with some action courtesy of the Michael Bayifier? Now all your precious moments can get taken to the next, shiny level!


Here’s a verdant Iowa cornfield. Green, bountiful, but lacking in action-packed nonsense.

Here it is AFTER! YEAAAAAHH! BLAMMO!

I’ve also taken the ‘liberty’ (oh, pun INTENDED), of spicing up an exciting moment of New Jersey history:

BLAM! KAPOW! OBJECTIFY! EXPLODY! KABOOOOOM!

Ah, it’s good to be back.

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Angry Jim, comic arteest, animator and all around nice guy, just started a blog featuring his 3-D photography.
While still in nascent form, this is a big deal because this man has taken YEARS of three-dimensional photography and is one of maybe a handful people in the United States who own that ridiculous Japanese 3-D digital camera. Translation: lots of multidimensional awesomeness.


Currently he’s featuring friends’ bands in image and video, but hopefully will get around to posting the many spaces he’s captured. Formats include digital 3-D, scanned Viewmaster slides, and analglyph (aka traditional cyan and red). Woo! Three deeeeeeee…

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Westward, ho!

Wait for iiiiiit:

Boop!

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