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		<title>Instant Queue Movie Club: Beat Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1959&#8242;s &#8216;Beat Girl&#8217; has enough high hair and dated teenage slang to enjoy purely for camp, but underneath all the eye makeup is a somber reflection on post-WWII malaise. &#8216;Beat Girl&#8217; opens with an already-tenuous home situation completely breaking down when distant, wealthy dad brings home hot new Parisian wife Nicole to meet his daughter, [...]]]></description>
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<p>1959&#8242;s &#8216;Beat Girl&#8217; has enough high hair and dated teenage slang to enjoy purely for camp, but underneath all the eye makeup is a somber reflection on post-WWII malaise. &#8216;Beat Girl&#8217; opens with an already-tenuous home situation completely breaking down when distant, wealthy dad brings home hot new Parisian wife Nicole to meet his daughter, Jennifer. Jennifer&#8217;s already estranged from her father, rebelling and hanging with the beatnik scene down at her art school&#8217;s local coffee house instead of swizzling drinks with dad&#8217;s upper-crust clients. Young wife Nicole tries her best to bridge the gap &#8211; she impresses Jennifer&#8217;s friends with her knowledge of jazz and responds to Jennifer&#8217;s cruel comments with kindness, but Jennifer only resents her intrusion. When a woman from the strip club across the street comes into the coffee house and greets Nicole like an old friend, Jennifer investigates further and gets tangled up with the club&#8217;s classy sleazeball owner, played with perfect oiliness by a young Christopher Lee. Nicole and Jennifer circle each other, drawn more tightly into a tangled web of blackmail. Through a last-act burst of violence, Jennifer&#8217;s tough-girl act falls apart and her family finally comes together. In between there&#8217;s plenty of teenage kicks &#8211; games of chicken, hot rods, and lots of spazztastic dancing:</p>
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<p>The unique charm of &#8216;Beat Girl&#8217; is seeing <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beat_Generation">America&#8217;s Beat Generation</a> layered over English culture. The film was released in 1959 in England, 1960 in America, and shows English youth embracing the Beats&#8217; detachedness, their rejection of &#8216;proper&#8217; social markers like money, a steady job, and all signs of traditional Englishness. There&#8217;s a panicked edge to showing the teen&#8217;s beatnik ways, as if warning viewers hanging out at coffee shops could lead to NOT DRINKING (as when a musician tosses his friend&#8217;s bottle away declaring &#8216;drinking&#8217;s for squares&#8217;) and NOT FIGHTING (when a group of toughs destroys the friends&#8217; jalopy, the owner says &#8216;If you wanna fight, JOIN THE ARMY&#8217; before walking away). Horror! What could be less English than NOT DRINKING (NOT EVEN TEA! Just coffee)! That would&#8217;ve been a great tag line for the movie&#8217;s poster: They WON&#8217;T DRINK! They WON&#8217;T FIGHT! THEY&#8217;LL DANCE! (The actual posters were far more misleading and lurid, but more on that in a bit).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.adamfaith.org.uk/arc_pix/Beat-Girl.php"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7006" alt="Beat-Girl Cave" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Beat-Girl.jpeg" width="500" /></a></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a reason for the teens&#8217; embracing of Beat culture beyond getting to use ridiculous slang at every opportunity &#8211; these were the children who survived the Blitz. The film&#8217;s most telling scene takes place at a &#8216;cave stomp&#8217;, held in a club&#8217;s sub-basement. Bored with the music, Jennifer&#8217;s friends move away from the action and talk about where they are, not a cave but a fallout shelter. The space reminds one lanky musician of his childhood &#8216;playground&#8217;: &#8220;When [the bombing] was over I played on the bomb sites. Down in the cellars amongst the rats. This here&#8217;s a home away from home for me.&#8221; Another describes seeing his mother killed right next to him; his father, abroad with the army as General, only came home after, decorated in medals. These teens&#8217; entire childhoods were running for shelters, nightly bombings, houses suddenly destroyed in the middle of quiet neighborhoods. After the war, the older generation coped by immediately settling back into pre-war ways, keeping a &#8216;stiff upper lip&#8217;, almost pretending nothing happened to avoid facing the war&#8217;s horrors. Now, on the brink of becoming adults themselves, the teens want a severe break. It&#8217;s no wonder Jennifer declares with venom she hates everything about adults&#8217; lives, that she rejects it utterly and that she and her friends are &#8216;free&#8217;. Breaking from society may ostracize them, but they&#8217;re &#8216;free&#8217; from what they see as the root cause of the war.</p>
<p>Of course, that&#8217;s not how the film was marketed.</p>
<p><a href="http://wrongsideoftheart.com/2011/10/wild-for-kicks-aka-beat-girl-1960-uk/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7003" alt="WILD FOR KICKS!" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/url-1.jpeg" width="400" /></a><br />
The movie was released in the U.S. as &#8216;WILD FOR KICKS!&#8217;, and while, yes, the hedonistic/nihilistic attitude of the youths was certainly kicks-centric, that&#8217;s not really what the movie&#8217;s about. </p>
<p>NOR IS IT AT ALL ABOUT BECOMING A STRIPPER. You&#8217;d walk into this film thinking you were about to watch &#8216;Striptease&#8217; and you&#8217;d get a war of wills between two young women&#8230;wait, that&#8217;s also what &#8216;Striptease&#8217; was about&#8230;you get what I mean. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.moviepostershop.com/beat-girl-movie-poster-1960"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7005" alt="My Mother Was A Stripper! I Wanted To Be A Stripper, Too!" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/url.jpeg" width="&quot;500" /></a><br />
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<p>And who could resist the lurid fearmongering of &#8216;THIS COULD BE YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER!&#8217;. Why the emphasis is on &#8216;TEENAGE&#8217; and not &#8216;YOUR&#8217; I&#8217;m unsure &#8211; perhaps this is all socially acceptable behavior for 20-somethings and 10-year-olds. Also, the lady on all three posters appears in the movie for a grand total of 5 minutes. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.cinemaretro.com/index.php?/archives/171-CANT-BEAT-BEAT-GIRL-FOR-SLEAZY-THRILLS-COMING-TO-UK-DVD.html"><img alt="This could be YOUR teenage daughter!" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/url-2.jpeg" width="450" height="587" /></a></p>
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<p>You can watch the entire movie on YouTube here. In the words of the youths, it&#8217;s &#8221;great, dad, great! Straight from the fridge!&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m WAYYYY out!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Do I Have To Do EVERYTHING, Internet?</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/05/14/do-i-have-to-do-everything-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rarerborealis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for a capper to an online conversation touting the virtues of Wittgenstein and Sartre (FINE, it was really about pizza and how rad it is) I sought a simple Terminator GIF with which to end the conversation. None to be found! HOW CAN YOU LET ME DOWN LIKE THAT, INTERNET? I found something missing, [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking for a capper to an online conversation touting the virtues of Wittgenstein and Sartre (FINE, it was really about pizza and how rad it is) I sought a simple Terminator GIF with which to end the conversation. None to be found! HOW CAN YOU LET ME DOWN LIKE THAT, INTERNET? I found something missing, and was duty-bound to fill the void. There you go folks, enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Heathcliff!</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/05/09/heathcliff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rarerborealis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring, with its blandly pleasant weather and verdant life sprouting everywhere in a showy riot of color, is the perfect time of year to turn to the bleak novel where Man and Nature try to out-brood each other in prose form,  Wuthering Heights. The novel is a strange work- a tale of thwarted revenge and [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spring, with its blandly pleasant weather and verdant life sprouting everywhere in a showy riot of color, is the perfect time of year to turn to the bleak novel where Man and Nature try to out-brood each other in prose form,  <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wuthering Heights</span>.</p>
<p>The novel is a strange work- a tale of thwarted revenge and unhappiness stretching across generations told two steps removed from most characters involved. &#8216;Strange&#8217; and &#8216;power&#8217; are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuthering_heights#Critical_response">the two words used most frequently in early critical reviews</a>; in contrast to the era&#8217;s florid novels of innocent women threatened, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wuthering Heights&#8217;</span> stark brutality, the ambiguous morals of its characters and their sad fates made for difficult reading. Of course, the same holds true for the modern age- adaptations of the novel tend to lop off the second half&#8217;s complex interweaving of families and relationships in favor of focusing on the first half&#8217;s tragic romance. That the novel&#8217;s been adapted so many times is bizarre in itself &#8211; why take the trouble to squish an unusual story into a more conventional format, not once but over and over again?</p>
<p>It could be the story&#8217;s raw power, attested to even by its major critics, but my theory as to why there&#8217;s over 12 film versions of W<span style="text-decoration: underline;">uthering Heights</span>, not to mention several adaptations to stage, is that the roles of Heathcliff and Cathy are actor catnip. Compare them to the juiciest stage roles for gents and ladies &#8211; Hamlet and Lady Macbeth. For the gents, you have free leave to be a melancholy jerk under the guise of SERIOUS SADNESS (dead dad on one side, thwarted love/dead lover on the other), and for the ladies you get to be absolutely un-ladylike (grab for power/raw nature), then play at being a lady but with lots of guilt and anguish,  then SUPERNATURAL STUFF (specifically: ghooooooosts)! Scene-chewy goodness all around- plenty of spots to soliloquize about GRAND EMOTIONS and DEEPLY FELT PASSIONS and how those lesser losers just don&#8217;t understand ANY OF IT, GOD. Again, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wuthering Heights</span> adaptations focus not on the fallout of actions upon the next generation, but on the doomed romance of Heathcliff and Cathy who doom their own romance instead of an outside force ripping them apart. Or maybe Culture ripped them apart; this isn&#8217;t English 102 and that&#8217;s not the point.</p>
<p>The point is much like Doctor Who or James Bond, Heathcliff is the rare character whose facets shine through the variety of actors taking on the role. A special award for Hat Trick goes to Timothy Dalton, who played James Bond, Heathcliff and not technically The Doctor but Lord President of all Time Lords so, close enough. The role&#8217;s also been played by Laurence Olivier, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273399/">Ian McShane</a>, Ralph Finnes and&#8230;.<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosCYE4vwlY">Cliff Richard</a>. Yes, the English Elvis, the Young One himself, wrote and starred in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284177/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2">Heathcliff</a>, a musical retelling of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wuthering Heights</span> presented as &#8216;evidence&#8217; to the audience for YOU to decide what kind of man Heathcliff really is.</p>
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<p>Either I&#8217;m grossly misremembering video capability from 1997 (the year &#8216;Titanic&#8217; and &#8216;The 5th Element&#8217; came out) or the choice to have this staging look like a Lifetime movie from 1986 was intentional.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6969" alt="Greater Baptist Wuthering Heights Death Announcement" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Picture-3.png" width="470" height="352" /></p>
<p>Did I say Lifetime movie? I mean Sunday morning public access worship hour.</p>
<p>The music is&#8230;.let&#8217;s just put it this way, there&#8217;s a lot of synth keyboard. And not the good German kind, I mean the kind backing Christian-themed R&amp;B from the early 90s. Cliff is certainly earnest as Heathcliff, but I kept getting distracted by his facial hair and sartorial choices.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6977" alt="....so many lapels..." src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Picture-9.png" width="470" height="352" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(so many lapels&#8230;)<a href="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Picture-5.png"><br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">The same goes for the entire production &#8211; much like the Broadway staging of &#8216;Phantom of the Opera&#8217;, a lot of the story&#8217;s horror and power are lost through the very medium chosen to deliver it- bombastic stage musical. It&#8217;s paradoxical that music, which has the ability to reach emotion more readily and directly than other mediums, combined with live theater&#8217;s visceral presence and the depth of  written word results in a maudlin, campy mess nearly every time. Could it be compromise made between the three mediums cancels out the strengths of each, leaving only weak middle ground to tread? Possibly the &#8216;language&#8217; of staged musicals could <strong>be</strong> cheesy, with music demanding high energy to correlate with high emotion, making ridiculous what the theater/written word would get across with quiet strength. The parts could be inherently at odds. Then again I love Judas&#8217; death scene in &#8216;J.C. Superstar&#8217;, so the synthesis <em>can</em> be done well.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6975" alt="broooooood" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Picture-7.png" width="465" height="352" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This <em>really</em> looks like a fade-in from a Christian music video.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">The entire production is available to watch on YouTube, but all you really need to see are the first 20 seconds of this:</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t believe the <em>intent</em> was to sound like Don Cornelius, but that is definitely the <em>effect</em>.</p>
<p>Brood on, devil incarnate/misunderstood man.</p>
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		<title>Instant Queue Movie Club: Tuff Turf</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/03/27/instant-queue-movie-club-tuff-turf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rarerborealis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s taken me over 10 months to process seeing the James Spader/Robert Downey, Jr. vehicle &#8216;Tuff Turf&#8217; (1985), and I&#8217;m still trying to fully comprehend what I saw. This is a genuinely strange film from surface to structure  - as if an 80s movie algorithm put a script together and no human bothered to give [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s taken me over 10 months to process seeing the James Spader/Robert Downey, Jr. vehicle <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3aMJFuwDg">&#8216;Tuff Turf&#8217; (1985)</a>, and I&#8217;m still trying to fully comprehend what I saw. This is a genuinely strange film from surface to structure  - as if an 80s movie algorithm put a script together and no human bothered to give it a pass before filming.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s start with the script:  the movie opens extraordinarily high-concept and just keeps piling it on: our protagonist is the young black sheep of a wealthy Connecticut family. Well, they <em>were</em> wealthy; as the movie opens the family&#8217;s living in the lower-middle class part of town with former-banker-dad now driving a taxi and mom mourning the family&#8217;s fall from yuppie grace. So within this family adjusting to a new income bracket, our protagonist rebels against his family&#8217;s former upper-class <em>and </em>current bourgeoisie values. Got that? MOVING ON.</p>
<p>Our young rebel, <del>Steff</del> Morgan, played by James Spader, is forced to start over at dreaded <em>public</em> school in their upper-lower-class town after being kicked out of all available private schools, much to his mother&#8217;s chagrin. Said school, populated by every 80s trope save skiing (I&#8217;m pretty sure someone was radboarding over their breakdancing friends in the parking lot) is ruled by the most shirtless gang this side of the Warriors.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6895" alt="shirtless gang" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shirtless-gang.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Hazing involves renouncing buttons.<br />
</em></p>
<p>Unfortunately for Morgan, he&#8217;s already on the gang&#8217;s bad side/in love with their alpha girl after interrupting their nighttime mugging kicks on his bike (adding in the <a title="RAD! The Movie" href="https://vimeo.com/35875122" target="_blank">80s trope of bike shenanigans</a>). Inquiries concerning the becrimped young lady lead to an oddball friendship with Jimmy Parker (Robert Downey Jr. still in the &#8216;goofy punk sidekick&#8217; phase of his career) and his bike getting destroyed by the gang leader&#8217;s car after school.</p>
<p>Jimmy&#8217;s in a punk band with Jim Carroll (checking &#8216;punk&#8217; and &#8216;band&#8217; off the list) and invites Morgan to the show. It&#8217;s the 80s and every town has a warehouse set aside for The Punk Club, just like the other side of town has its Posh Club for Toffs on the water.<em> </em>Who should Morgan run into but Frankie, the crimped love of his life (her hair is a marvel unto itself- that must take HOURS every day, and constant vigilance not to get it caught in every door). At first, Frankie&#8217;s resistant to Morgan&#8217;s confident insistence they date despite her already having a gang-leader boyfriend. Only through the magic of awkwardly choreographed line dancing, a la Pat Benatar videos and &#8216;Footloose&#8217;, does he begin to win her over. Their dancing is interrupted by fight-dancing on the part of said boyfriend&#8217;s heavies, leading to a &#8216;don&#8217;t mess with my girl&#8217; car theft. Joke&#8217;s on the gang though, as they get pulled over and the boyfriend&#8217;s arrested for car theft! Hah! Now that he&#8217;s out of the way, nothing can stand between Morgan and his crimped woman. Well, nothing save CLASS ISSUES.</p>
<p>At first, everyone wins everyone over after taking a tour of &#8216;their world&#8217; &#8211; Morgan takes Frankie and her trashy friends to crash the Rich Kids Regatta and irk the maitre&#8217;d, Frankie takes Morgan to some weird club featuring the jazz stylings of  a lesser-Doobie Brothers, shows off dance skills likely reflecting her future employment opportunities, and everyone falls in love.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6885" alt="a lesser Doobie Brothers" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Picture-5.png" width="500" /><br />
<em>Popular Youth Music.</em></p>
<p>JUST THEN Frankie&#8217;s boyfriend gets out of jail (I&#8217;m assuming he wasn&#8217;t charged as a minor because he&#8217;s definitely over 23) and proceeds to <em>chainwhip</em> Spader in a fairly brutal scene (few PG13 movies feature the nearly-nude lead getting chain-whipped by a group of shirtless dudes. Hell, few porn movies do).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" alt="so damn shirtless" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/so-damn-shirtless.jpg" width="500" height="375" /><em>Pictured: not a porn movie.</em></p>
<p>But the physical brutality is nothing compared to the icy emotional rain showered down upon Frankie at the family dinner Morgan invites her to. Frankie isn&#8217;t  upper-middle class (forget the fact Morgan&#8217;s mom isn&#8217;t either, at the moment), and she <em>never will</em> be. Leaving distraught, the message for Frankie to stop striving for upward mobility&#8217;s reinforced by her solidly criminal boyfriend, who decides to vengeance-whomp Morgan&#8217;s taxi-driving dad in a misplaced bout of rage. Do you see? DO YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY CONVOLUTED THIS GETS?!</p>
<p>Morgan&#8217;s dad turns out to be surprisingly good at self-defense for someone who presumably spent decades as a soft, white-collar office drone. He takes on all three punks at once and is kicking ass, so Frankie&#8217;s boyfriend pulls out a gun AND SHOOTS HIM (more on the ridiculous escalations of violence in this film in a moment). Morgan&#8217;s family blames The Lower-Class Girl, but Morgan still cares for her (shown via requisite slo-mo love scene. Ew). Frankie&#8217;s boyfriend&#8217;s on the run and has a taste for blood now. After Frankie scotches his second attempt at adding &#8216;murder&#8217; to his rap sheet, he calls Morgan and demands he meet him for a final showdown at The Warehouse (checking&#8230;.warehouse&#8230;off the list). The remainder of the movie is the final, extraordinarily bloody showdown between Frankie&#8217;s lower-class thug boyfriend and Spader&#8217;s yuppie rebel doing his best &#8216;Straw Dogs&#8217; impersonation. Not surprisingly, Morgan comes out on top and everyone ends up in the Doobie Bros. strip club dancing like no one&#8217;s watching (at least that&#8217;s the best explanation we canhope for that sort of flailing), but NOT before the following happens:</p>
<p>- James Spader holding two guns while kicking a man down the stairs</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6880" alt="down he goes" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kickdownstairssmall.gif" width="382" height="204" /></p>
<p>- Pistol whippings for everyone!</p>
<p>- Robert Downey is revealed to be apparently Latino, shows up with large, convenient attack dogs (because he&#8217;s Latino), gets shot in leg</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6884" alt="Attack, ye dogs!" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Picture-4.png" width="500" /><em></em></p>
<p><em>(told you so.)</em></p>
<p>- Frankie proves willing to shoot her boyfriend; gun, alas, is empty</p>
<p>- Soon, they&#8217;ll make a board with a nail so big it will DESTROY THE WORLD!</p>
<p>- Seriously though, don&#8217;t bring a board with nails in it to an axe fight.</p>
<p>Now. There is already A LOT to unpack here, but let&#8217;s focus first on this movie&#8217;s wild leaps in violence. Moving from &#8216;win the girl&#8217; to &#8216;shooting your dad&#8217; to &#8216;gang fight in the abandoned warehouse with attack dogs&#8217; &#8211; This is Morgan&#8217;s THIRD DAY OF SCHOOL, WHAT THE HELL. Also, Robert Downey Jr. was shot in the leg, and the next day (I&#8217;m presuming it&#8217;s not the <em>same</em> day) he&#8217;s back dancing at the club! HE&#8217;S NOT EVEN LIMPING. The strange bubble of extreme brutality this movie exists in is hinted right from the start &#8211; the second scene of the movie features Morgan watching beetles crawl the walls of his family&#8217;s new slum before popping up (shirtless, of course), guns blazing, to shoot them into blue oblivion. And yet no one comments or calls the cops after hearing shots fired, nor does his family seem to mind/care their rebellious son has two guns of his own.</p>
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<p>An aside: so much teen shirtlessness. It&#8217;s an epidemic in this town. Hot pants, no shirts,  half-shirts, just vests, unitards. Is there no dress code at this school?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-6888 aligncenter" alt="meets the dress code" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Picture-1.png" width="500" /><em>Pictured: A totally acceptable school outfit.</em></p>
<p>Maybe that&#8217;s the heart of this town&#8217;s violence issues, along with poor curriculum centered around woefully out of date fictional history films teaching Gunfighters had to save The Settlers. &#8221;They brought a new code to the Old West&#8230;a code written in their blood and the blood of the men they faced!&#8221; So, getting back to the violence, the lesson Morgan learns first day at his new school from this film is &#8216;bad people have to die for things to get better&#8217;. <i>And</i> he meets his new best friend as the young man hands him a switchblade to deal with a &#8216;problem&#8217; that hasn&#8217;t even happened yet. Yep, seems on par for this movie&#8217;s universe, and definitely helps explains the ending where everyone&#8217;s hanging at Club Wacky Band like Morgan DIDN&#8217;T JUST KILL FRANKIE&#8217;S BOYFRIEND IN A WAREHOUSE. But hey, the boyfriend was &#8216;bad&#8217; and wouldn&#8217;t ever change; he didn&#8217;t even show <i>signs</i> of upward class mobility and so he had to die. It also didn&#8217;t help the guy he went up against, Morgan, <em>also</em> overreacts with toughness no matter the situation, leading to the aforementioned deadly nailboard/axe face-off.</p>
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<p>James Spader. James Spader, the very concept of Preppie so courses through your veins, they <em>had </em>to make it part of your character&#8217;s background even if it went against all logic. I&#8217;m not sure I could&#8217;ve even <em>believed</em> him coming from a working class family. It&#8217;s no coincidence one of  his most memorable roles is jaded preppie Steff in &#8217;16 Candles&#8217; &#8211; he <em>is</em> that character, wallowing in the horror of realization money can only buy things he&#8217;s already bored with.  Given the intensity of his performance towards the end of this movie, stealthily kicking ass and <a href="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2492138.gif">Gymkata-ing</a> the bad guys, his blood-smeared, malevolent smile brandishing that axe (<em>again</em> with the escalation in this film), oh, they should&#8217;ve used him in a horror movie. They should have cast  him in an 80s version of &#8216;American Psycho&#8217;. I suppose it would have been too soon, too on-the-nose. Still, he technically killed Robert Downey in Easton Ellis&#8217;s &#8216;Less Than Zero&#8217;; close enough.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" alt="psycho spader" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/psycho-spader.jpg" width="500" /></p>
<p>He also killed my personal sense of dignity when in &#8216;Tuff Turf&#8217; he sits down to sing his lady a ballad (checking emotions through song/dance off the list). I must admit, I didn&#8217;t actually watch this. <em>Couldn&#8217;t </em>actually watch this. <em>You</em> try watching a man who excels at projecting detached, smug superiority project raw, earnest endearment. It just doesn&#8217;t work, and I got the sense while watching even <em>he</em> didn&#8217;t buy it. Still, he plays along gamely, and given his solid portrayal of an overly-enthusiastic Egyptologist in &#8216;Stargate&#8217; 9 years later, the fault seems to be with the singing, not the acting.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6883" alt="spader sings" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spader-sings.png" width="500" /><em>Spader Sings!</em></p>
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<p>Given Morgan and his family were bland yuppies before all this, where the hell did he and his dad learn their superfighting skills? I&#8217;d like to see the prequel where Morgan&#8217;s older brother (beloved preppie golden boy of the family) was sacrificed to mom&#8217;s wish for a lawyer in the family; while mother and son have a disturbingly close relationship in the background, father and Morgan band together to take on their town&#8217;s bad guys, one fistfight at a time. Maybe that&#8217;s why dad lost his job and seems so mildly concerned by it in &#8216;Tuff Turf&#8217;; his family was run out of town by some no-good fat-cat sheriff and the rich jerks under his protection in the prequel. That movie ends on more of a &#8216;Chinatown&#8217; feel, then we pick up with &#8216;Tuff Turf&#8217;. Which somehow must belong to the same space as &#8216;Breakin&#8217; Two: Electic Boogaloo&#8217;, due to sheer quantity of half-shirts. Wait&#8230;The principal does warn Morgan away from &#8216;holding rock concerts on the roof&#8217; when he gets called into the office&#8230;&#8217;Breakin&#8217; 2&#8242; came out a mere year before&#8230;the rich jerks from &#8216;Breakin&#8217; 2&#8242; could be the same rich jerks who screwed over Morgan&#8217;s dad&#8217;s business in the prequel! WE&#8217;RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE. I&#8217;d like to see a follow-up movie as well, where Morgan and Robert Downey, Jr. go off to college, and it&#8217;s a direct cross between wacky screwball college romp and Falling Down. Those scum are gonna get a higher education&#8230;.in pain. Something like that. We&#8217;ll workshop it.</p>
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<p>Turns out this movie has its fans:</p>
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		<title>Fashion For Next Sunday, A.D.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rarerborealis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Consumerism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sites like Pinterest and Polyvore mostly bore me because pretty things bore me. Scary things? Gory things? Things so gloriously beauteous they&#8217;re painful to behold? Great! Sign me up. But &#8216;cute&#8217; and &#8216;pretty&#8217; are often synonyms for &#8216;safe&#8217; and &#8216;inoffensive&#8217;, and after scrolling through pages of babies or puppies or cupcakes trying to find something [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sites like Pinterest and Polyvore mostly bore me because pretty things bore me. Scary things? Gory things? Things so gloriously beauteous they&#8217;re painful to behold? Great! Sign me up. But &#8216;cute&#8217; and &#8216;pretty&#8217; are often synonyms for &#8216;safe&#8217; and &#8216;inoffensive&#8217;, and after scrolling through pages of babies or puppies or cupcakes trying to find <em>something</em> of interest, everything blurs into a dull pastel smear and I just can&#8217;t pay attention. Polyvore&#8217;s even duller because the focus is fashion, wearable objects, and mostly ones from established designers. They&#8217;ve tricked the consumer into doing the heavy lifting of advertising, for nothing more than the possibility of &#8216;likes&#8217; and &#8216;shares&#8217; that just further advertise. I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s lots of fun rearranging outfits; it&#8217;s the modern paper doll, but the only thing more boring than puppies is fashion, unless you&#8217;re reaching for Leigh Bowery levels of wearable art.</p>
<p>AND SO IT IS! A very small segment of Polyvore does indeed seem less interested in Kate Spade bags and cool points and far more interested in messing with the very concept of fashion as passive consumer purchase. <a href="http://thehairpin.com/user/18639/Rebecca%20Jane%20Stokes">Rebecca Jane Stokes&#8217; &#8216;Get This Look&#8217; series for The Hairpin</a> is the ne plus ultra, with concepts outside the realm of &#8216;traditional&#8217; inspiration which still lend themselves to some amazing outfits (the Hamburglar and Swans are two favorites).</p>
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<p>Amazing, not just &#8216;pretty&#8217;.<br />
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Then there&#8217;s sets like this Itchy and Scratchy &#8216;outfit&#8217;, capturing inspiration without a single wearable item and completely circumventing Polyvore&#8217;s intended use:</p>
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<div style="position: relative;"><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/itchy_scratchy/set?.svc=copypaste&amp;id=20582681" target="_blank"><img title="itchy and scratchy" alt="itchy and scratchy" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/n6U5lSi9gUByktAxHWfApQ/cid/20582681/id/1DLszeCL3xGbWtHaQuCH2Q/size/c500x326.jpg" width="500" height="326" border="0" /></a></div>
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<p>&#8230;Or this collage of &#8216;babies&#8217;:</p>
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<div style="position: relative;"><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/all_babies_look_alike/set?.svc=copypaste&amp;id=74623696" target="_blank"><img title="All Babies Look Alike" alt="All Babies Look Alike" src="http://cfc.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-set/.sig/hC19C4G5toPlrP5fekDWyg/cid/74623696/id/LYNsdKp7Sim_ubS2QdSekA/size/c500x485.jpg" width="500" height="485" border="0" /></a></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><small><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/all_babies_look_alike/set?.svc=copypaste&amp;id=74623696" target="_blank">All Babies Look Alike</a> by <a href="http://rawrat.polyvore.com/?.svc=copypaste" target="_blank">rawrat</a> on <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/" target="_blank">Polyvore</a></small></div>
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<p>User Frank Ocean&#8217;s turned arbitration of taste via outfit into personal confession with their sets:</p>
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<p>&nbsp;<br />
Then there&#8217;s turning away from fashion as constant reinvention of self and embracing it as embodiment of beloved personality. <i>Sort</i> of similar to how fans of anime draw any/every character/historical figure/inanimate object into anime style, but less irritating. And how could you stay mad at these?<br />
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(That they made a set for both Joel <em>and</em> Mike made my week.)<br />
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YESSSSSSSS. <a href="http://youtu.be/e0s9OC6rzAA">The master&#8230;.will be <em>pleased.</em><br />
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		<title>Depressing Sights of Bed-Stuy, or: The Wonder Theaters</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/02/05/depressing-sights-of-bed-stuy-or-the-wonder-theaters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rarerborealis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently discovered the wonderful site Cinema Treasures. Celebrating not films but the places showing them, Cinema Treasures digs, documents and shares all the information they can find about classic movie theaters across America. Plugging my zip code into their search feature, I was surprised to find this gem right near my subway stop: Unfortunately [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently discovered the wonderful site <a href="http://cinematreasures.org/">Cinema Treasures</a>. Celebrating not films but the places showing them, Cinema Treasures digs, documents and shares all the information they can find about classic movie theaters across America.</p>
<p>Plugging my zip code into their search feature, I was surprised to find this gem right near my subway stop:</p>
<p><a href=" http://cinematreasures.org/theaters/3987"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6801" alt="picture from Cinema Treasures" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/large.jpg" width="501" height="335" /></a></p>
<p>Unfortunately this theater is past tense &#8211; long since demolished, here&#8217;s what currently occupies the space:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6802" alt="Screen Shot 2013-02-03 at 8.55.19 PM" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Screen-Shot-2013-02-03-at-8.55.19-PM.png" width="500" /></p>
<p>An empty lot! A fenced-in, weed-choked, garbage-filled empty lot. While any hint of green space in the neighborhood is appreciated, it&#8217;s depressing this wonderful building was razed with nothing replacing it in the 10+ years since its destruction. At best one hopes it became such a fire hazard it <em>had</em> to be torn down with no plans for the space, instead of imagining some developer sitting on this plot greedily anticipating the day the neighborhood perks up to the point they can build more glass fishbowls to shove upper-class Manhattan expats into (see: Williamsburg).</p>
<p>But there is yet hope! To my utter surprise and delight, all five of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loew%27s_Wonder_Theatres"> original Lowe&#8217;s &#8216;Wonder Theaters</a>&#8216; still stand! The Wonder Theaters were flagship Lowe&#8217;s outposts built outside main Manhattan, with the specific idea of bringing the glamour and luxury of city moviegoing to the outer boros.</p>
<p><img src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/NYC_175th_Street_Theater_2.jpeg" alt="courtesy of Wikipedia" width="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6804" /><br />
(the United Palace Theater in Washington Heights)</p>
<p><img src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Loews_Valencia_Jamaica_Av_jeh.jpeg" alt="courtesy of Wikipedia" width="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6809" /><br />
(the Valencia Theater in Queens)</p>
<p>Two live on as churches &#8211; the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Palace_Theater">United Palace Theater</a> is now Christ Community United Church, who also use the space to host concerts and events for the surrounding community. The Valencia is more exclusively Tabernacle of Prayer church, but <a href="http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=6288">they&#8217;ve done an amazing job preserving the beautiful, byzantine interior</a> (really, click on and check out the photos &#8211; it&#8217;s absolutely stunning).</p>
<p><img src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Lowes_Kings_Flatbush_front_jeh.jpeg" alt="courtesy of Wikipedia" width="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6805" /> (the Kings Theater in Brooklyn)</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_Theatre_(Brooklyn,_New_York)">The Kings Theater in Brooklyn</a> got a recent reprieve &#8211; the building is currently under construction to restore it to its former glory (<a href="http://afterthefinalcurtain.net/2011/04/01/loews-kings-theatre/">you can see its current deteriorated condition here).</a></p>
<p><img src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Loews_Paradise_GC_jeh.jpeg" alt="courtesy of Wikipedia" width="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6806" /><br />
(the Paradise Theater in the Bronx)</p>
<p><img src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Loews_Theatre_New_Jersey.jpeg" alt="courtesy of Wikipedia" width="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6808" /><br />
(Jersey Lowe&#8217;s in Journal Square)</p>
<p>Bronx&#8217;s Paradise theater still shows movies and hosts concerts and other arts-related events, as does Jersey City&#8217;s Lowe&#8217;s Theater. The Jersey Lowe&#8217;s can even be rented out for weddings (one of the rental perks being <a href="http://denuevaphoto.com/tag/landmark-loews-jersey-theater/">you and your betrothed&#8217;s names on the marquee</a>. Cute).</p>
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		<title>The Laughing Woman</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/01/31/the-laughing-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased as punch at Spectacle&#8217;s excellently curated &#8216;Anti-Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8217; series, starting Feb. 1st with amazing 60s gender battle &#8216;The Laughing Woman&#8217;. Ranging from psychotic obsession to pure loathing, the four films are excellent antidotes against saccharine concepts of &#8216;love&#8217; and &#8216;romance&#8217; that get pushed on well-meaning folk from January onward. If you&#8217;re a [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am pleased as punch at Spectacle&#8217;s excellently curated &#8216;Anti-Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8217; series, starting Feb. 1st with amazing 60s gender battle &#8216;The Laughing Woman&#8217;. Ranging from psychotic obsession to pure loathing, the four films are excellent antidotes against saccharine concepts of &#8216;love&#8217; and &#8216;romance&#8217; that get pushed on well-meaning folk from January onward.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a fan of Jodorowsky, I highly recommend catching &#8216;The Laughing Woman&#8217; (also released as &#8216;The Frightened Woman&#8217;, to give you an idea of the power plays going on within the film). It&#8217;s gorgeously shot and beautifully set-dressed, each room&#8217;s color and design carefully composed. It&#8217;s also equally comfortable with sky-high symbolism:</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/58505492" height="263" width="500" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0"></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/58505492">THE LAUGHING WOMAN (Piero Schivazappa, 1969)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/spectacletheater">Spectacle Theater</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>Why yes, that <em>is</em> a giant psychedelic automated vagina-door he walks into! This movie also features the artiest and most ridiculous cutaway for implied sexy doings I&#8217;ve ever seen &#8211; I couldn&#8217;t figure out a way to shoehorn it into the trailer but go see this movie if only to catch it: man at the wheel, stopped at the train tracks, the woman&#8217;s head dips out of sight; cut to &#8211; a small, brightly decorated train slowly rolling by draped with Mod ladies <em>casually blowing wind instruments IN CLOSE-UP. </em> And still the description does not do the sheer ludicrousness of it justice. This is shortly followed by them driving along again, only to bank right AND DRIVE INTO THE LAKE BECAUSE IT&#8217;S AN AQUACAR. Absolutely outstanding. Oh, also there&#8217;s lots of interesting gender politics and psychological torture and whatnot, but mainly, there&#8217;s a 60s sportsaquacar and now I must own one.</p>
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<p>Adding to the visual excellence is the score &#8211; by turns ominous, silly, and catchy as all get-out.  It&#8217;s extremely 60s &#8211; electronic organs, backing chorus, and wah-wah- guitar all over the place, with an adorable &#8216;theme song&#8217; apparently sung by a French woman reading badly translated Italian to English lyrics. The grimy version pulled from the film is heard in the trailer, but due to a wonky transfer it seems to be sped up a bit from the original. If you <a href="http://spectacletheater.com/anti-valentines#laughingwoman">visit Spectacle Theater&#8217;s page for the movie, you can download the amazing score for yourself</a> and take a listen.</p>
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		<title>DAMES!</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/01/18/dames/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Images from <a href="http://annyas.com/screenshots/">the absolutely amazing Movie Title Stills Collection</a>. Only click if you like typography and have several hours free.</p>
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		<title>Ring Out The Old, Guns A-Blazing</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2013/01/01/ring-out-the-old-guns-a-blazing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 20:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the grand tradition of blasting in the new year with unnecessary gunfire, here&#8217;s the trigger-happy trailer for &#8216;Johnny Hamlet&#8217;, a 60s Spaghetti Western adaptation of The Bard&#8217;s classic tragedy. JOHNNY HAMLET (Enzo G. Castellari, 1968) from Spectacle Theater on Vimeo. Playing this January as part of Spectacle Theater&#8217;s &#8216;Fistful of Shakespeare&#8217; program, this film [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the grand tradition of blasting in the new year with unnecessary gunfire, here&#8217;s the trigger-happy trailer for &#8216;Johnny Hamlet&#8217;, a 60s Spaghetti Western adaptation of The Bard&#8217;s classic tragedy. </p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/56201767" width="500" height="213" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>
<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/56201767">JOHNNY HAMLET (Enzo G. Castellari, 1968)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/spectacletheater">Spectacle Theater</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>Playing this January as part of Spectacle Theater&#8217;s &#8216;Fistful of Shakespeare&#8217; program, this film was shot on location in the &#8216;American&#8217; &#8216;west&#8217; (note the &#8216;Native American&#8217; cave paintings and guy getting a beatdown) and features gratuitous violence, soliloquies, and murder most foul. </p>
<p>After a solid week editing this thing, I could still listen to the theme song on loop though I&#8217;ve apparently misheard the lyrics the entire time- lines like &#8216;Find the man who never kills, not even for the love of gold&#8217; I heard as <em>&#8216;I&#8217;m the man&#8230;who never kills, not even for a lot of gold&#8230;&#8217; </em> I sort of like my lyrics better:<em> &#8216;The dreamer grows wise when he sees you with his eyes&#8230;.and shadows seem more real than old men&#8217;s lies&#8230;&#8217;</em></p>
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		<title>Huh, I Forgot About This.</title>
		<link>http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/2012/12/15/huh-i-forgot-about-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back I animated a Victorian bat lady flitting about the night. I&#8217;d completely forgotten I did a test run and looped it as an animated gif. Enjoy! Or not; it&#8217;s out there on the internet for you to do as you please. And the final animation:]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while back I animated a Victorian bat lady flitting about the night. I&#8217;d completely forgotten I did a test run and looped it as an animated gif. Enjoy! Or not; it&#8217;s out there on the internet for you to do as you please.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6618" alt="bat woman" src="http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/batwoman3.gif" width="400" /></p>
<p>And the final animation:</p>
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