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This week’s pattern took a little extra time to set up because it had to be dug out of an enormous pile of miscellaneous vintage paper goods. Somewhere in that massive stack sat an absolutely patriotic salute to this great land, and consarn it, it would be found if it took all night. And it did! And here it is, the Americana, in all its star-spangled glory. The directions don’t come right out and say it but you can only knit it while listening to John Phillips Sousa marches.

Speaking of directions, apparently I have to come right out and state the blindingly obvious: THESE PATTERNS ARE FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. DO NOT TAKE THE IMAGES AND SELL THEM, DO NOT PASS THEM OFF AS YOUR OWN. Linking to them is totally fine; printing a copy out for your own use is fine, but anything that involves you taking them and making money off of them, STOP. DO NOT PASS GO. Fellow free-pattern sharer Bex recently alerted me that an Ebay seller stole images from our websites and sold (is selling) them in her store. On the downside, this is extremely rude, lazy and annoying. We post these patterns FOR FREE, buying or digging through archives for the originals, spending time scanning and cleaning them up, not to mention maintaining a website where people can find them, all for the sheer love of vintage knitting goodness. So when someone comes along and snags the images to make a quick buck, it hurts.

On the upside, this is the first time it’s happened in my several years of sharing, and in a rare burst of good mood I shall take that as a general sign humanity, or the chunk of it that enjoys looking at vintage patterns, generally understands what theft is and avoids it. Now, onward to patriotic knitwear!

Let the Eagle soar!

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Maybe you think you’re a patriotic citizen of the greatest country in the world. Perhaps this weekend you’re planning a barbecue, possibly with some fireworks after, in honor of the birth of the land of the free and home of the brave. Maybe you even went that extra mile and made a Jell-o cake in the shape of the Stars and Stripes. YOU MIGHT AS WELL PAINT YOURSELF PINK, COMMIE, because NONE OF THAT comes ANYWHERE CLOSE to the greatest tribute to the American spirit ever seen.

That’s right. Today, Wednesday, June 30th (AHEAD OF SCHEDULE in showing love for the country, by the way) is Mile Long Hoagie Day. “Hoagies aren’t patriotic!” you feebly cry. SHAME ON YOU! Let’s count the ways in which Mile Long Hoagie Day reeks of sweet Americana:

1) The actual hoagie will be a mile and a quarter long (ostentatious foodstuffs!)

2) It begins at the Rocky Statue… (America loves an underdog!)

3) In front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art (disdain for foofery and book learnin’!)

4) Firefighters and police are involved somehow!

5) It’s in Philly, home of the Liberty Bell and other historical stuff! This also means there’s a likely chance of drunken rioting and car-flipping, and what’s more American than that?

USA! USA! USA!

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Hello again all; I have ventured forth into our good country and found it to be awesome. America is a very large place, something easily forgotten when you live in a dense urban area. Driving across it for 2 weeks is a solid reminder of its size and majesty.

The road trip left from Milwaukee (Algonquin for “the good land”), through the Badlands, down Mormon country right into Las Vegas, a two day stop over in Anaheim for Disneyland, zipping through Arizona up into Monument Valley, over the Rockies in Colorado, onward to Idaho, and back to Milwaukee. Woo. The longest stretches of driving were from Milwaukee to a KOA campsite past the Badlands (KOA is a chain of campgrounds for RVs and tents, of which we were the latter), and an all-night drive through fog and mountain from Moab, UT to Montour, IA. That one covers 4 states and included 6 hours of fog from Nebraska through Iowa.

Below is but a small selection; you can see the rest at my Flickr page, should you so wish. Let’s start with South Dakota, since stupid Flickr cut off all my Badlands photos!

GIANT PRESIDENTS

How large, you ask?

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I’d like to petition Fox Broadcasting to get ’24”s name changed to ‘Jack Bauer Singlehandedly Saves America From Terrorism’. If you don’t believe me, check out his kill count. Kicking ass, taking names (but usually kicking ass), the American Way.

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