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Rhonda

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Jellax

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Prince Demand (yes, it’s actually Prince Diamond, but I’m going with the videogame variant, which is a badly dubbed French version of a Japanese-only release translated by fans into English for play on SNES emulators. There’s a lot of weirdness with language here. Rhonda’s actual name is Dumble, and while I can’t even think of how they got there, it doesn’t matter because Dumble is ALSO a great name for a cat.)

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Planet Nemesis (ok, that’s actually a level, not a villain, but it IS an excellent cat name. You could call him Nemmy for short!)

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Crystal Tokyo (also a level name, and nearly a David Bowie instrumental song name.)

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Neon Whiskers

Are you in the market for an acrylic, LED tribute to your beloved feline friend? Voila!

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As someone who named her first cat Girlcat I’m in no position to judge, but the infant plural ‘Kittens’ does seem bound to confuse. Though, given the note at the bottom perhaps it’s just me with my ageist boundaries between Cats and Kittens.

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Searching for ‘cat restraint’ on Google Image Search is almost as fun as searching for ‘kitty sweater’ on Ravelry – a bounty of ridiculous imagery is your reward. Aside from pages of cats looking like stills from ‘Johnny Got His Gun’ I also came across these hideous cat bags:

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If you’re going to have a giant cat-face bag, why go with ‘frightened’ and ‘annoyed’ instead of ‘cute’?

Harness imprisoning them, all that they see, absolute horror…they cannot meow, they cannot scratch, trapped in a hood, leather their holding cell….

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I’m naming my next cat Free Shipping USA.

 

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This is a still from a well-meaning veterinary training video on how to properly handle feral cats brought in for check-ups and shots. I say well-meaning because the technique could best be described as ‘towel dump, scoop and grab’.

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This is a fake cat, right? Like, a cat dummy, not a real, living cat?

 

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If searching ‘cat restraint’ loses its charm, might I also suggest ‘cat bath sack’?

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One more ‘Metallica’s ‘One’ video’ gif for the road.

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More stuff sitting on the ol’ hard drive.

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This one reminds me of that Hemingway 6-word baby shoes story, but much, much sadder. ‘Cathy shirt, 2X, NEVER WORN.

 

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It’s the background that really takes this to Spencer’s Gift-level depressing. Remember when Spencer’s Gift was more a dad-joke/gag/cheap magic trick store? Now it’s like walking into Tommy Lee’s head, or a bachelorette party underway at Egypt on the Waterfront in Jersey.

 

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Why announce it as a title then?

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