Oooh, ain’t this a luverly pattern! Cor blimey, couldn’t yer picture yorself wearin’ such a charmin’ ‘at out on the tahn, peraps ridin’ the chuffin’ lorry out for an evenin’ by the Thames! Apologies, I can’t type very well in Dickensien Street Urchin. Seriously though, I’m having trouble picturing who else would wear such a chapeau.

However, I’ve compiled a short list of potential candidates:
Stage production of Great Expectations

Stage production of Saucy Jack

Elegant Gothic Lolita Yarn Fanatic



Steampunk LARPer (hats are steampunk, right?)



Uhh, that’s it. Further suggestions are welcome. The pattern comes from Modern Knitting, a quarterly magazine chockablock with ridiculous hattery, though this one certainly tops the rest (I can never resist a bad pun. Which is to say any pun). This might be a good time to point out I celebrate Russian Orthodox April Fool’s Day.

