Searching for ‘cat restraint’ on Google Image Search is almost as fun as searching for ‘kitty sweater’ on Ravelry – a bounty of ridiculous imagery is your reward. Aside from pages of cats looking like stills from ‘Johnny Got His Gun’ I also came across these hideous cat bags:
If you’re going to have a giant cat-face bag, why go with ‘frightened’ and ‘annoyed’ instead of ‘cute’?
I’m naming my next cat Free Shipping USA.
This is a still from a well-meaning veterinary training video on how to properly handle feral cats brought in for check-ups and shots. I say well-meaning because the technique could best be described as ‘towel dump, scoop and grab’.
This is a fake cat, right? Like, a cat dummy, not a real, living cat?
If searching ‘cat restraint’ loses its charm, might I also suggest ‘cat bath sack’?