Today’s free pattern is again courtesy of the Australian Home Journal. It bills itself as ‘a most attractive design for the larger figure and suitable for a Mother’s Day gift’, because we all know behind every ‘yo momma’s so fat’ joke lies a grain of truth. Personally I’d like to see the swallow spaced out further on the top and closer underneath, to form a neat triangle design, but perhaps the original designers tried that and found bird boobs weren’t a good look for matrons.
