Oh, sweet irony. Here I have another adorable pattern from the free Australian Home Journal called ‘Be Ready for the Snow’. If you are, as I am, on the upper East Coast, this comes a little too late. I spent yesterday slogging through through 3 inches the EXACT texture of a Slush Puppie, and the snow’s still coming down today. According to NPR the wintery weather’s the result of El Niño playing havoc with wind patterns, NOT the nonexistence of global warming, as so many loud men on the subway over the age of 40 seem to guffaw at each other.

My only quibble with this charming design is that the skiers go uphill, when it would make more sense (as far as sweater graphics can make sense) for them to be zipping down, achievable by rotating the graphic a mere 90 degrees clockwise. Insert your own joke about skiing the Grand Tetons here.
Avoid Cabin Fever and knit this up!